stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via tailspin)

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mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

(Source: thats-so-meme, via kanye-weast)

I just paid $45 at the obgyn for an IUD consultation…the doctor didn’t even touch me and I had to pay $45. What the fuck America.

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

(via invinciblespring)

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via cholohalfgringo)

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr, via kittyyystyles)

I’m so fat I fucking hate myself

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

zaaaf:

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

welcome to music class

I hate everything

I played drunk trumpet for seven years

(Source: dirfloon, via chic-fil-a-official)